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Sung to the tune of Be Our Guest from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
Composed and performed by Jordi Goodman at the TBS 2022 Gala honoring Josef Messer.

TBS
TBS
Of the minyans, we’re the best
Come for pseukei come for kiddush
Just please bring all your guests

Partnership
Orthodox
Koheins bless in special socks
It’s not Sodom or Gomorrah
But we mixed dance on 
Simchat Torah

Josef Messer
Thanks a bunch
You make great kiddush for lunch
Honi Sanders never seems to rest

Potluck on Friday nights
Can’t figure out the lights
At TBS
TBS
TBS

If you don’t
Know the trope
For the parshah of the week
Gideon and Annie use their handies
For some Torah magic

Tot Shabbat
Meets upstairs
While a hot nosh is prepared
You’re excited, I know, me too!
When kids sing Eyn Keloheinu

We play games
Assassins
And I’ll wear my parshah fashions
If you daven at sunrise or at sunset

We meet on Tremont street
Got lots of window seats
At TBS
And don’t stress
Come in casual or fancy dress
TBS
TBS
TBS

And now lest
We forget,
Peter and Linda, you’re the best
Just watching you do fifty thousand tasks
And I get stressed

Weekday minyan
Meets at seven
Our small group’s new obsession
Spreadsheet signups keep us going
Each new member, we keep growing

Week by week,
One by one
Till you find, "we’re never done!"
And to summarize what I’m trying to express

What a great congregation
Don’t forget a donation to
TBS
TBS
TBS

 

Jordi Goodman (she/her/hers)

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Sun, January 29 2023 7 Shevat 5783